NLS Official

The official twitter of National Labor Students (NLS)

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URGENTLY REQUIRED: sneaky pictures taken of Declan Murphy. For a friend.

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Following recent misrepresentations, the Convenors re-assure all followers that this is the official twitter of national labor students

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@hannahGS Why lie? The description clearly states that @nlscaucus is the official twitter of NLS

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@CJCaccamo ... We do. Convenors apologise for sarcasm deployed at frequency not audible to rodents

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@CJCaccamo thanks comrade, may the light on the hill smile on you and may you bask in its glow for as long as is expedient to you

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campus organisers: please text through the MacBook-owning proportion of recruits to ensure that quota has been met as condition of trot deal

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@divydogs Young Labor Events are serious business and not piss ups. Convenors remind you to sort out your priorities

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URGENT: Who is Robbie Magyar

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UPDATE: Any 18 year olds unable to stomach two bottles of wine and a plate of dumplings tonight can't join unless they are a student at RMIT

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NOTICE: Released minutes from yesterday's meeting of purge committee and list of affected persons available on the Facebook group

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URGENT: winding up your student orgs and using the cash to fund lavish holidays is likely ILLEGAL and NOT endorsed by National Executive

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@amy_rose23 good

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Negotiators to ask Socialist Alternative why they hate Christmas

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@ross_caldwell @nlscaucus

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@Blahdia The concept of true colours is why we wear factional tshirts. Time-proven and instant scab and/or trot identification technique

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@g_w_hat NSW state caucus requests to know if the role of hat is elected or shared between states

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Congrats to our newest factional overlords Rose Steele and Hannah Smith. May your dictatorship be benevolent #nusnatcon

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Sad trots and libs tweeting at @nlscaucus #30moreyears #nusnatcon

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Convenors request SAlt be more polite to monash NLS on social media or they'll dereg your club again this time for fun #nusnatcon

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@benjaminsolah Caucus confirms being a lonely trot on unity campus is tough gig all those sausages distracting you from activism #nusnatcon