Sarah

A base of anxiety with a topcoat of depression

[Sarah @nlte65]

I need someone to watch Vanderpump Rules because I NEED someone to talk to about it.

[Sarah @nlte65]

Everytime I see a “lost dog” post I think about how absolutely inconsolable I would be if I lost Yogi. I’d be fucking feral.

[Sarah @nlte65]

When I die burry me in a MooMoo.

[Sarah @nlte65]

“Sorry you’re NPO so nothing to eat or drink till your scans come back”- Me (as I have blue lips from downing a cupcake)

[Sarah @nlte65]

Me the second after I submitted my loan relief application:

[Sarah @nlte65]

What is a blue raspberry? Have we ever even seen one?

[Sarah @nlte65]

I always think I haven’t become a more confident nurse and then I remember I used to ask docs if a patient could have a blanket

[Sarah @nlte65]

Me running off a Applesauce squeezey and 2 Red Bulls rn:

[Sarah @nlte65]

I get my tattoo today and I am so excited.

[Sarah @nlte65]

It’s 5am and all I can think about is a burrito.

[Sarah @nlte65]

@GameBoizNFT A good pal. A bestie.

[Sarah @nlte65]

@GameBoizNFT *Now lives together and have been dating happily for years and still brings up being friend zoned*

[Sarah @nlte65]

@GameBoizNFT

[Sarah @nlte65]

The Vascular Access Nurse: “Everyone in the ER that needs an IV should get a 22G”
Me: “Uhhhhh but what about CT’s?”
VAN: “not every patient gets scans.”
Me: “Everyone gets an 18G”
ER nurse sitting next to me: “I’m a 16G In their neck type of nurse”

[Sarah @nlte65]

I have MRSA and it’s taking the pharmacy over 5 days to fill my antibiotic.

[Sarah @nlte65]

ER Nurses when someone says something about Flowsheets:

[Sarah @nlte65]

Mentally, I’m ready to move to Portland.
Financially, I am not.

[Sarah @nlte65]

I just saw a tik tok of someone using a BLENDER to make bread.

I’ve found my arch nemesis

[Sarah @nlte65]

Every shift I’m reminded that nursing school didn’t prepare me at all to be an ER Nurse.