Chidinma Madueke

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

Teacher:Wat is the half of 8? Akpors:It depends. If we divide it horizontally den we’ll get 0 or if we divide it vertically den we’ll get 3

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

He stays in LAGOS & She's in BENIN She says it won't work cuz of DISTANCE, but if d Guy is in US or UK,D babe wil say LOVE is all dat matas.

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

Some girls will raise their yam legs up when their mum is sweeping but go to their boyfriend's house and be forming environmental sanitation

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

RETWEET if you have less than 2000 followers. Follow - @GirlfriendNotes - & you'll gain big. Watch your follower count rise, no joke"

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

If looks could kill... the look on the face of a news vendor when people read headlines and not buy a newspaper, would have killed many."

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

Its Only In Naija You'll see a POOR man selling Books with this Title, "How to make N500,000 in 2days

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

@OmoBaba_ @AkposWarriboy

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

No matter where you live, jehovah witness will find your house and knock at your door"

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

David Beckham is using iPhone4 & he's worth £175m, 2face uses touch2 & worth €12m & u're using Q10 & iPhone 5 & u're worth 10k naira"

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

"@TheHumorBook: That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realise you are staring directly at someone."

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running..... and you're a boy."

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

@LaughorYawn. Because

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

POLICE: Whatever you say will be held against you.. AKPOS: Big BOOBS! .. RT if u Get"

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

Instead of LOL, try "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL" : Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.."

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

"@KlintTheDrunk: You can photoshop meat on ur rice and boobs on ur chest but you can't photoshop brain into ya head #ColorfulWorldOfMore"

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

RT @ComedyPosts: my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat"

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

If Ur barber says "Mikel Obi plays better than Messi" DON'T argue. U don't want Ur hairline all d way back. Papa Ajasco isn't Ur portion IJN

[Chidinma Madueke @nmachi]

"@FactsAboutBoys: A relationship should be between two people, not the whole world."