Martinis on a Tuesday

I fucking hate Xfinity

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

I fucking found a driver that saved my game in my brothers bag. Made the executive decision it’s coming on the golf trip with me. Offered him a sum for the week rental, he declined. Little does he know, if those goes well, I’m going to be aggressively buying it off him.

[B. Draddy @BDraddy]

Found a couple of cashmere crewnecks in medium lying around. Figured it was time for a proper giveaway.

Choose your fighter, Black or Holly, repost and just make sure you’re following us. Winner chosen tomorrow.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

what does the P in WASP stand for?? quickly.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

US hockey! Let’s fucking go

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If Canada loses this game it’s going to ruin the gold metal game. For the love of god both countries need this.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

Next week is Ash Wednesday, I’m once again coming to Twitter to discuss my last pizza for 40 days. Last year was Pats Pizza on Lincoln.

Where should I get my pizza from?

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

No one likes it but turns out discipline and snap control matter against a shitty team.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

The difference of IU in the tunnel vs. Miami in the tunnel should be studied by every coach out there. One was business one was not.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

Here it is. Hoosiers just won the natty. I hugged, kissed, punched, my way through us and at the end of the day. We are just happy to be here. We won.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

@nickysmokess Real money talks

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

If youre a Hoosiers Bears fan you probably are about 50% genuinely concerned that youre dead and none of this is real

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

Belt to ass.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

Indiana just won the Big 10 Championship. I’m gonna be insufferable for the foreseeable future

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@therealmcnair I believe Smathers and Branson Belts that have a club logo should only be worn by the members of said club.

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@BowTied_Golfer If I were you guys I’d start from the top most of that was pretty chopped up

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Adult men should never wear crocs in public. You’re telling the world you gave up.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

@AyoGoatsunmu @GreenStGeneral Update please!

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

Thoughts from the couch on a Friday night.
-Golf season is over. (I’ll get 2 more rounds in)
-This Murder Mystery Party will be fun, but I’d also love to stay on this couch.
-“Tall Boys” should be rebranded as pints and it’s not up for discussion.
-This is peak weather.

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

Somebody better fight for Bedard after that (love watching him beg the ref to play with what clearly needs stitches)

[Martinis on a Tuesday @nmar_15_]

@manethatscool @BowTied_Golfer sorry to ruin your day