Nick Martel

on a journey to see how long it will take Elon to help pay my student loans, and praying that it’s more than a $1 😅

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

@NaturaPine I’m getting married in September and we’re figuring out the bathroom refreshments and my one suggestion was toothpicks because I live by my mint tooth picks, any suggestions or ideas on what to include 😉

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

This is satire btw, I’m not dumb but it sounded fun to rage bait a lot of people if it went viral

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

There’s a lot of talk going on about how our food is just injected with vaccines and people calling other crazy, have yall not paid attention to how mRNA stands for Moderna runs North America? All yall just blind?

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

@Optum so when are you guys going to announce your big security data breach :)

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

@tatemcrae Hey Tate, total shot in the dark, I have a wedding on Friday at 6pm eastern time for some friends and I’m trying to figure out the perfect gift. They both love you and i thought of trying to get you to wish them the best 🥰

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Put the aluminum back in deodorant, I be smelling like a temu sweatshop after an hour while sitting in an air conditioned room.. this new shit is so bad

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

@texasroadhouse discovered a tumble weed in my bag of peanuts, only after i finished devouring it, but they were still too good.. like yall got more 🫣

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

AhHaHa.. wrong channel 😐

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

To the company that makes the tri flavored popcorn tins, I hate that you got rid of the orange cheddar popcorn

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 374 of asking @elonmusk to help pay my student loans

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 159 of asking @AnnaKendrick47 to help fund a local Mainers wedding that she is more than welcomed to attend

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 158 of asking @AnnaKendrick47 to help fund a local Mainers wedding that she is more than welcomed to attend

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 373 of asking @elonmusk to help pay my student loans

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 372 of asking @elonmusk to help pay my student loans

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 157 of asking @AnnaKendrick47 to help fund a local Mainers wedding that she is more than welcomed to attend

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 156 of asking @AnnaKendrick47 to help fund a local Mainers wedding that she is more than welcomed to attend

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 371 of asking @elonmusk to help pay my student loans

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 370 of asking @elonmusk to help pay my student loans

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 155 of asking @AnnaKendrick47 to help fund a local Mainers wedding that she is more than welcomed to attend

[Nick Martel @nmartel01]

Day 154 of asking @AnnaKendrick47 to help fund a local Mainers wedding that she is more than welcomed to attend