Nathan Masters

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

@NotTheCapuIet I wish I could dislike this tweet 😛

[relatable @byreIatable]

“Getting your degree will open so many doors for you”

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

How do people with a snapchat story and an Instagram story decide what goes on which story

[willi$ @abathingwilliam]

when I say “I’m Broke” that don’t mean i got $0. It just means I have responsibilities to handle first before spending it on dumb shit.

[em @TheGoleski]

One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

I hate when people try to ruin a magic trick or say stuff like "I see how you did it it's just a trick." Like no shit did you think it was actual magic?

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Why does my phone correct words that are already spelled correctly into completely different words. That makes literally zero sense

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Love how anytime my parents want to nag me about something one of them will just sit there and restate everything the other one is saying, making the experience about 10x more irritating

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Just heard the lady at the DMV request 6 forms of ID from someone. Because 5 forms of ID just isn't convincing.

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Saying things out loud helps me study but I must seem batshit insane whispering to myself for like 2 hours in the library

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

If you need me I'll be listening to beerbongs and Bentleys on repeat for the next few days

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Everyone: Finally some nice weather!
Oswego: haha jk

[Riley Ludwig @riley_ludwig]

I’m tired of the lies. Presenting the official geography of New York State.

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

@Kaylee5295 This is my nightmare

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

I wonder what it feels like to be a sound cloud rapper with like 20 fans and seeing that fuckin Wendy's has a song with 500k listens on spotify

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

I touched a jellyfish today

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Got food poisoning on my way to Myrtle Beach yesterday from a Wendy's so spring break has been lit so far

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

Just saw a guy wearing ugg slippers with his sweatpants tucked into his socks...

[Nathan Masters @nmasters1584]

If oswego would go ahead and cancel classes again today that would be great kthanks