Was flexing in my full split at yoga today and the teacher literally said “everyone look at Isabel. The only reason she can do that is because she’s hypermobile, but what she struggles with is strength” and then I fell over in front of the whole class. #behumble
“After I put on my bathing suit, you must not look at me until I get into the water.”
“Why not?” asked Frog.
“Because I look funny in my bathing suit. That is why.” said Toad.
@askhomecentre اهلا، لي اسبوعين احاول اتواصل معاكم لكن ماحد يرد على رقم خدمة العملاء… طلبي مع التركيب متاخر اسبوع ومو قادرة اوصل لاي احد عشان جداولكم التوصيل
I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.
In the year 1652, John Milton lost what remained of his eyesight, lost his wife in childbirth, and later lost his son. Imagine getting up and turning that level of suffering into one of the greatest poems in the language.