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weevil enthusiast

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[beans @nmbeans]

Fleet Week visitors, a Muni lesson, pretty please: if you're by the doors and someone needs off, step off, stand beside the door, hop back on. "There's no room" is not the answer. The Blue Angels fly 18 inches apart. You can manage a doorway.

[sahil mehrotra @sahil_m]

one free piece of comms advice is to never, ever make an ad with the words "STANDS WITH CHILD PREDATORS" next to your face

[beans @nmbeans]

@WholeFoods It is Rosh Hashanah and not one of your SF stores has chocolate rugelach in stock. I am, and I mean this, aghast.

[beans @nmbeans]

@SFMTA_Muni the park & pay station on 18th and Capp doesn’t work. Location #218-33005

We have tried multiple cards and none work. Please fix!

[beans @nmbeans]

just learned that @jellycatlondon discontinued their raccoon. I am distraught. please @jellycatlondon I’m begging you to bring it back and give it more raccoon friends! 🙏🏻

[beans @nmbeans]

too real

[beans @nmbeans]

the green goldfish taste different

[beans @nmbeans]

@TSA ok soooooo is this real or am I gonna be yelled at tmr?

[beans @nmbeans]

@DippinDots pray tell, in the grand and wondrous city of San Francisco, which opulent emporiums shall I venture to in order to lay my hands upon your most illustrious and coveted product?

[beans @nmbeans]

@NMorgenste70321 I think you meant tldr. do you live under a rock?

[beans @nmbeans]

@NMorgenste70321 Dear Nick,
I wanted to apologize if our recent conversation seemed dull or unengaging. It's never my intention to be a boring conversationalist, and I truly value the time we spend together.I’ll make more of an effort to be engaging and lively in our future conversations.

[beans @nmbeans]

@NMorgenste70321

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

We all need to go outside at this point.