Jeannette McGee

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Getting a haircut in the summer is a dangerous game because it takes all my willpower not to be like “just shave it all off”

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

if JLo and Ben can go back to 2002 then so can I... happy to announce my debt is gone and I'm having a Lizzie McGuire themed birthday party

[Jeannette McGee @nmcgee08]

@Taanneerrr @Dorko101 We saw it too! Wtf

[Jeannette McGee @nmcgee08]

@michaelcloud12 Proud of you!

[Jeannette McGee @nmcgee08]

@anastasiafwa 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 you go girl!

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

No matter how bad things get, I won't be eating my burger in between two lettuce heads or halves of a bell pepper

[Jeannette McGee @nmcgee08]

I did it, 40 days without coffee. I can't wait for Monday morning.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

March 2021 is about to end but don't forget that spiritually it's still March 2020

[BenTellect @BenTellect]

Her: I’m so full

Also Her: Keeps eating

[Zoë Olson @zoekolson]

“Yeah no” = absolutely not
“No yeah” = definitely

[Taylor Jackson @taylajackson12]

Me: *having an anxiety attack*

My brain: chug the cold brew

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

march??? again??? no thanks I’m gonna march myself back to bed

[Jeannette McGee @nmcgee08]

@anastasiafwa I did that for lent 🙃

[norbert @NoraRector]

I just want a freaking sunburn

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

At the age where my hobbies are looking up houses I can't afford on Zillow and mentally critiquing the layout of the grocery store

[anastasia warren @anastasiafwa]

If you’re feeling lost, sometimes you don’t need a huge epiphany about your life purpose / path. Sometimes what you need is a month of working out, good sleep, water, good friends, and hard work to get that clarity and focus you’re looking for (note to self)

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

don't tell me your zodiac sign tell me your top three favorite brands of bottled water