SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
GUARD: Nope.
SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.
GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed
Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with
Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about
Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris
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elvis: i dont wanna be no goddamn muad'dib no more
col parker: what is with this sudden stubbornness, my boy? it's nothing really. a little jihad, thats all. and everybody's happy. why, your mother used to love jihad, didn't she?
elvis: mama...