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[nobody @YanaAgainn]

A tiddy in my mouth, would heal me rn

[GenZ @Miraalvm]

boobs are honestly one of life’s most beautiful distractions

[Shunting Yard 💙✨ @shunting_yard]

Hey Squidward, what’s the Spanish word for “eye”?

Squidward:

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

Niggas start going to the gym and suddenly start calling chicken “protein”

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that's cookin me.

[M @mikejt67]

Bit disappointing this Millwall game. I was hoping to turn the tele on and see a tank on the pitch

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

you ever meet a girl and it's so obvious that no one in her life has ever told her to shut the fųck up

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳3𝔯 @slipsilv3r]

My enemies? A bunch of freaks, retards, and homosexuals. My friends? The same, but good.

[heavyfortress @heavyfortress]

NEW CAT DROPPED I REPEAT NEW CAT DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS IN FACT A CAT

[♡ @krishuu_05]

Boobs are so goated but their owners are so evil

[Sora 🐕 @HeeySora]

i may be a genius

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

I just know Madueke looks up and down before crossing the road

[k ♡ modrić @angelm0dric]

how it feels having internet friends

[elektra @elektraslaw]

how can you be bored when there's a career to build, a body to transform, a mind to sharpen, and a future to chase.

[JA @1jardo]

I’ve clocked it Gyokores has stick drift

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Marcus Aurelius was right, the moment you are disturbed by insult or pleased by praise, you are still a slave.