Nicole Marie

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

@jarrodlovett just told me he turned off autocorrect for capital letters #GoBolts ⚡️

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Holding hands with my roommate as I watch the Bachelor finale #foreversingle

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Literally listening to an attorney ask Siri, "why did the chicken cross the road?" 😳

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Is there anything worse than caffeine free Diet Pepsi?

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

"I'll bring a fanny pack of essentials Like my inhaler & antacids & water & bandaids & neosporin & antivenom & sunscreen" @thebofosho #gaspa

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Almost ran off the road when I drove past a gas station advertising $1.99 per gallon 😱😱

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How old is too old to go to Halloween carnivals? Asking for a friend.

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

"Some say how can I be married to a republican? Well have you seen her? She's hot. I can put up with a lot for looks" 🐘🇺🇸

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Today my boss asked me if I was nursing a hangover. Knowing the answer, he took me to Starbucks.

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

It's not even 5 and my roommate and I are already drinking a glass of wine. That's how our Tuesday was.

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

You're sitting at home, sick and miserable, and then you find out Spice World is on Netflix. How can anyone say there isn't a God?

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

"Don't let your summer taste like vodka, Doritos, misery, and regret." Thanks for the advice, but would it even be summer if it didn't?

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Was just told by the kids I babysit that one thought I was 27....the other thought I was 29. 😫😷👵

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

My inner feminist is cringing that I did in fact just make my boyfriend a sandwich.

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Ken from Kinko's is evidence that there are still good people in this world.

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

You're one step closer to your dreams every morning you wake up

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Papa Pope ALWAYS kills it #scandal

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

@Misz_Parker I actually play a game with my friend where we make up stories to see what this guy we know will say to one up us. It helps. 😹

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

Making a petition to have classes cancelled the Monday after Barristers. Who's with me? ☝️#hangoverhell

[Nicole Marie @nmgeorges]

@kkaattiieemm hahaha I didn't know whether to be proud or concerned... 😹