Noah

[Marci Kat @MarciKatUWU]

I remember reading something that said Dracula knew this had to be a Belmont because who else would be crazy enough to just swing punches at Dracula

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Not just special teams.

This is legitimately one of the greatest football plays I’ve ever seen.

It doesn’t get much better than that right there. Every coach in America will be showing this rep to their team this week.

[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

"FLY! FLY YOU FAT FUCK! BOTH OF OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! FLY!"

#Palworld

[Diablo @DiabloNemesis]

You don't provoke the GOAT and get away with it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege.

Six minutes later I was holding chicken.

I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be.

A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea.

I said thank you.

She said, "My pleasure."

I did not think about it then. I should have.

At the window I thanked the young man for the food.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for the sauce.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for thanking me—

"My pleasure."

I want to be clear about what was happening.

This was a duel.

In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations.

I was a white belt in that drive-thru.

I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line.

He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce.

Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack.

I returned the next day to reclaim my honor.

It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed.

All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did.

I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.

In my country we say a samurai's word is his life.

I had never seen a restaurant say it back.

I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could.

"My pleasure."

She smiled and said, "It sure is."

America, I surrender.

It was my pleasure.

[a ☆ @lqbyrinths]

lowkey if you haven’t watched this season of love island you shouldn’t be allowed to speak on the show

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Sheryl Underwood made an appearance on Tony Hinchcliffe’s Kill Tony after the Kevin Hart roast and talked about how good of a team they are 👀

“I thought we was gonna kill Tony for 2h.”

“Well, a lot of people who look like you wanna kill me right now.” 💀

[nhbbie @JODIEBASTARD]

they been doin this already since the 2000s though man i-WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAST THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

happy birthday Desmond Miles

miss you every day

[serialboel @serialboel]

Somehow, Harambe returned.

[Noah @nmh2000]

@MattDaWhite Never in my life did I expect my favorite movie series ever to be translated into mogphilosophy. I believe we have peaked as humans.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

POV: you're a Nazgûl hunting for the One Ring and see Glorfindel glowing like the Beacons of Gondor through the Unseen Realm

[Pediavenir @Pediavenir]

🚨🇺🇸 ALERTE INFO – Un gameplay de GTA 6 a été révélé suite à une fuite de données chez Rockstar Games

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

smoking weed EVERYDAY means you're a drug addict btw.

[Today In History @historigins]

Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal instantly lit up the moment the interviewer mentioned filming in socks

[Noah @nmh2000]

@JJWatt Them snacks actually filling you up goat?Feel like at least two more sticks of jerky should suffice.

[Noah @nmh2000]

@BobbyWilson1004 @GAFollowers All for some HOAS, warehouses, and things that we don’t need. Love it.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Sheriff has "repeat offender" fatigue

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

GSP doesn’t play around