Nathan Pohlman

AKA Mr. Firm Handshake AKA Mr. Lemon Soufflé AKA Your Real Dad |

[Nathan Pohlman @nmpohlman]

It has come to my attention that I have 337 followers but my tweets aren’t getting 337 likes. Whoever isn’t pulling their weight, I know who you are and you can expect an in person conversation about it if it continues

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@fullhopbair So true, I also hate falco

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@FragzJoe Which one are you

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@Free_Balloon I’ve seen you grinding, give me a week or two and I’ll be up there

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@WhangChangFGC @jfwong Why can’t I retweet this

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@rat_messiah Sonic the hedgemog all over again

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@ChicagoSago @WhangChangFGC remember when you killed pm

[Sago @ChicagoSago]

Pudding Frog is offically for sale. Thank you so much for everyone who supported me on this journey, having a game on steam is bucket list for me. I know the game wont be for everyone, but I'm really proud that I stuck it out! #gamedev
https://t.co/dx0errN4Io

[Sago @ChicagoSago]

My game is officially available to wishlist on steam! It helps a ton with store visibility, so consider helping me out!
https://t.co/dx0errNCxW

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@FragzJoe Can you squeeze me in at 3:20

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This guy’s intrusive thoughts must go CRAZY

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Podcasts fulfill a primal desire to eavesdrop on other peoples’ conversations

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@wokefox You know you love marvelwatch

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@EG_Pete Can’t wait to tell those birds who give each other cool rocks that their instinct was given to them by Jeff bezos

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@99diane99 There’s usually a lot of them in libraries and sometimes stores

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@ossify37 Ok but when are we going to hang out

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@iBDWSSBM @ossify37 the goat

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@FragzJoe Replying a week later is a bold move

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@zamu_ssbm You should try speed climbing, way less miserable than running

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@wokefox @WhangChangFGC

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@WhangChangFGC @WolfgangPuck Have you ever heard of America’s favorite fast casual restaurant Taco Bell