@hamcarless This one is kinda mean. He struggled with this weight his entire life. He was so large that there was a story that once got stuck in a bathtub
On a random side note, my life has gotten epically easier once I figured out the difference between DISH WASHING soap and DISH WASHER soap. My dishwasher and floors are thankful.
@JonahDispatch BREAKING! Updated MAGA list of people who have done the most for Christianity:
1. Donald Trump
2. Jesus of Nazareth
3. Paul of Tarsus
4. Peter the Apostle
5. Matthew
6. Mark
7. Luke
8. John
9. Timothy
10. James
Worth remembering: Josh Hawley was the first senator to say he would object to the electoral college, causing a cascade of Ted Cruz-es. There would not have been as much oxygen to trumps coup plan without Fistpump McRunpants.