just a dude

[just a dude @nmwilke]

I love when people call me dude cuz I really am, just a dude.

[just a dude @nmwilke]

i recognized one of the actors on white lotus and i couldn’t figure out from where and my bf asks, was she in one of your gay teen dramas? and im like no, i don’t think so. but 2 seconds of googling revealed that, she was indeed in one of my gay teen dramas

[just a dude @nmwilke]

never felt a love like i do for the uber driver that gets me home after a day of traveling POSTHASTE

[just a dude @nmwilke]

@kathcor3 for my birthday my best friend got me a piece of art depicting something that i love, which i would never buy for myself and it felt like such a personal and meaningful gift!

[just a dude @nmwilke]

no one texting me back about emotionally important things?!? that’s FINE that’s just totally FINE IM FINE

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

it should be against the law to work at 5am tomorrow

[just a dude @nmwilke]

im so old but so loved and that’s all that matters!!!

[just a dude @nmwilke]

my friends and family know me and love me so well 🥰 i can’t believe how lucky i am every day

[just a dude @nmwilke]

@evek181818 i love that color on you

[just a dude @nmwilke]

it’s my birthday!! 3 exes have already texted me!!

[just a dude @nmwilke]

@hell_doe i worked at a restaurant where we had a famous “sunchoke incident” in which they were just like lightly roasted and served for staff meal and literally every single staff member was in and out of the one individual staff bathroom all throughout service

[just a dude @nmwilke]

how do people eat so much protein. i’m so full. all the time. this is digusting.

[just a dude @nmwilke]

im supposed to be eating more protein so obviously im having garlic buttered noodles for dinner

[just a dude @nmwilke]

@hell_doe yay happy birthday friend!!

[just a dude @nmwilke]

tried to take a picture of my haircut and its giving myspace

[just a dude @nmwilke]

@hell_doe i am free all day friday!

[just a dude @nmwilke]

she is shape like butternut squash

[just a dude @nmwilke]

trying not to be mean on the dating apps but…..

[just a dude @nmwilke]

simply cannot WAIT to see this movie where flo pugh is a chef dying of cancer and her loving husband is andrew garfield gonna be sooooo fun to cry my eyes out to