Sarah Bolt

I play my music too loud.

[Deanna Schwartz @deannaschwartzz]

Biden looks like he's about tell you the tribe has spoken

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

The dragonkeepers going on a union strike #HouseOfThedragon #DemDragons

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

Person at mall kiosk- “hey beautiful lady, how do you style your hair”?
Me- “I don’t” 💁‍♀️ *keeps walking*

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

Temu spending all their money on their #SuperBowlLVIII commercials, instead of on the quality of their products

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[Barstool ‘Neers @NeersBarstool]

Remember the guy that shaved the A in his back? This is him now. Feel old yet?

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

@NoahKahan @nbcsnl BROOOOO

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

@NoahKahan SNL

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

HELLO @NoahKahan ON SNL IN TWO WEEKS?!? Help

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

They say to never meet your idols. But they never said anything about dapping them up and getting a “what up dude” at a show @NoahKahan @kylebolt #whatupdude #stickseason

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

“You want a shot of Burnett’s?” Girl, if you don’t get out this bar right now 🥴

[App State Athletics @appstatesports]

It's that time of the week again!

Even though we didn’t record a passing touchdown, @BeechMtnResort still wants to give away a pair of passes this week. Make sure to retweet and follow @BeechMtnResort for your chance to win from 2-3 p.m.

#PassesforPasses

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Mahomes gonna sprain his ankle again tomorrow

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

When you’re not sure if something is satire or not.

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

Played trivia tonight with @kylebolt and we lost… but we did spell Mesothelioma correct, which is a win in our book.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

APPALACHIAN STATE WINS ON A 53-YARD HAIL MARY 😱😱

(via @AppState_FB)

[Sarah Bolt @nnaharas]

APP STATE BY A MILLION