Nancy

[Bella ⚛️🏳️‍⚧️ @BellaYshima]

Burro em exatas: usa calculadora
Burro em humanidades: fascista.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

don’t even fight it. have a crush on everyone

[💗 @ma1ybe]

let it be some skinny blonde yt girl now all of a sudden it’s trendy bimbo bubblegum pink y2k aesthetic

[pinned 📌 @kuntimora]

they hate drag queens but steal their swag

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

Israel has been stealing the organs of Palestinian hostages

Read that again

And again

Until the horror sinks in

[YourFavoriteGuy☭ @guychristensen_]

Israel sexually assaulted Greta Thunberg.

Dozens of reports are emerging revealing organ theft in returned Palestinian hostage bodies.

Israel has no right to exist.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

Literally the most un-American thing you could possibly post.

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

ISRAEL HAS BEGUN B0MBING GAZA AGAIN

CEASEFIRE DIDN'T EVEN STAY FOR 10 DAYS

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Why isn’t this a headline in every major news outlet?

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

They actually held “right to rape” protest and it's all on film

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot

[HAx🪓🧟‍♂️⚽️ @OrangeMentosSzn]

Charlie Kirk shot dead?

Here is a list of 230 journalists murdered by Israel in Gaza who Charlie supported

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Man this like Ronald McDonald choking on a burger

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Hey guys calm down. Don’t politicize the death of the guy who routinely politicized every single death.

[user @elecwindgodfist]

applied for a job and they actually hired me

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[charlie @blueyedwhore]

“we’re so nice to everyone” meg tell me you are JOKING my jaw is on the floor #loveislanduk #loveisland