jpham

RIP DLO 👼🏽

[jpham @nnaojx]

My once a year pop out flooding your TL 🤗

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming

[jpham @nnaojx]

It me

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

Ppl that go to sleep at 3am and still wakeup at 7am scare me 😂

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[jpham @nnaojx]

Overpacking and still got nothing to wear is crazy

[jpham @nnaojx]

Yall ever been so tired where you can’t sleep?

[jpham @nnaojx]

Yall really got to stop the knocking on peoples door advertising business. It’s just not safe to open the door. Use the internet!!!

[jpham @nnaojx]

I let the internet tell me to watch love island and now it’s a priority

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I know a caesar salad hate to see me coming.

[jpham @nnaojx]

Omg my internet besties was right about love island

[jpham @nnaojx]

Me

[jpham @nnaojx]

Had a patient tell me he doesn’t want to do his exam with me because he didn’t speak my language. Lmao I almost lost it alllll right then

[jpham @nnaojx]

I am so jealous of people who got jobs that don’t require them to actually work.
Likeeee I’m trying to be on a boat on a Wednesday morning too!!

[222 @DerikcaDesiree]

Planning trips is one thing. Planning your OUTFITS? Ohhh baby. That's where the real work come in.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me as soon as i get anywhere

[jpham @nnaojx]

I know I’m old when my 2000 baby co worker told me lashes were in like 10 years ago….babygrlll 😩😩

[jpham @nnaojx]

I am not sure why B made me listen to all the diss tracks between all thems explaining verse for verse but dropppp and give me fiftttyyy is stuck in my head

[jpham @nnaojx]

Entering a new decade has been nothing but the worst time ever for me.