natalie🌋

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Going to the party and asking if we can AirPlay my Instagram story on the tv

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

Tonight’s Bad Bunny discourse

[erica @ericanextdooor]

everyone hating on bad bunny doing the superbowl halftime show is so weird. if you can’t shake ass just say that

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my homies HATE red delicious

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Idk the chemistry behind this but couch blanky is equivalent to 10,000 melatonins

[vee @rozanuv]

girl

[trash jones @jzux]

NOBODY circle back with me this week. i was LYING

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost

[AURAGOALX @AURAG0ALX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives

[⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__]

people are posting stories that have never posted stories before

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about