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my haters are proof that i’m living my best life (; socials: @nncoggnito

[🌱🐉 @nncoggnito]

Everything happens for a reason. If you always knew the reason you’d never learn the lesson.

[🗡️ @whoshotyya]

the second you stop wearing thick foundation daily, you will never be able to go back to it

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

If you are born into a family with financial security l actually think dedicating your life to actively trying to help people is probably the best you could do.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I have been telling people for YEARS that Crimestoppers is a SCAM. The loophole in almost every single state is that you cannot claim the reward for reporting a crime unless you call that specific reward hotline. Not 9/11. Not reporting in person.

[goma @soigomaa]

She was a 25 year old lawyer in Ayacucho, Peru when her boyfriend attacked her in a hotel in July 2015. The security cameras captured everything. Him chasing her. Dragging her by the hair. Her screaming for help while hotel staff tried to intervene. The court watched the footage.
Then sentenced him to one year suspended for minor injuries. The more serious charges - dropped. She refused to accept it. She went public. Put her name and her face to everything. Took the fight to the media, to the courts, to the streets. On August 13 2016 half a million Peruvians marched through Lima. The largest demonstration in the history of Peru. Led by her.
The appeals court threw out the original verdict. He was retried. Convicted of attempted f3micide. Sentenced to 11 years in prison. She went on to become a member of Congress. Time named her one of the 100 most influential people in the world. Her name is Arlette Contreras. And she was just getting started.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[(˶˃⤙˂˶) @guroxangel]

I recently went to a first aid class and the instructor was showing us how to use a defibrillator. afterwards she asked "is there any questions?" I then asked if nipple piercings would interact with the defibrillator in any way.
she looked at me weird and said "I don't know"

[Praise @tufpraise]

sulphuric acid is used to dissolve and dispose of human bodies btw

[kat🍉 @zenisball]

they’re like if 2 swans made a wish to be humans

[Shayy🧃 @shayy_lior]

I'm not into soccer but this guy is so hilarious.. i can't stand it 😂

[bad ghrl bri bri @chinchlady701]

i'm in a furious rage rn bc we were having a washer and dryer delivered today, i already paid for it about a month ago and waited all day to have it delivered

then i get a call saying they left because no one was home, i've been home all day and nobody came to our door

[Cherry 🌸 🔥 @sheisscherry]

The satisfaction of Joffrey’s death can never be replicated in television history.

[Titi @TitiTaughtYou]

-his “friends” took his phone & LEFT HIM on the island
-his “friends” deactivated their social media accounts
-his “friends” got into an altercation
- his “friends” were told by their FBI & lawyer parents to not speak
- Nolan’s body was found injured & Bruised

WHAT YOU MEAN NO EVIDENCE OF CRIME?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

I was invited to a sleepover once in middle school once. When I got there I was the only Black child. My mama stayed for awhile then informed me that I would be leaving with her instead of sleeping there. I was SO angry & cried all the way home. I get it now mama. I get it.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

FREE????? In this economy???????????

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"