marzipan pig

41, covered in paint, looking for a new best friend

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Not on a lot of people’s radars, but Washington DC DSA is on track to have a *very* good night tonight

[Lux Nova @polyluxxx]

Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

He’s sort of serving Little Edie here

[𝙉𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙙 𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 @nomadaesthetic]

Bukhara, Uzbekistan 🇺🇿

[seraphina @seraphfem]

sacred text

[james @jms_tny]

Listening to Ariana grande makes me feel like a 24 year old twink from Fort Lauderdale named Nico who gets drunk and starts physical fights bc he hasn’t processed the grief from his brothers motorcycle accident

[꩜ @laylology]

The last thing I tweet before I peacefully die of a gas leak

[ishaan @WAVYlSH]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city. NYC, LA, and Silver Spring are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Dallas, San Francisco/Bay Area, DC, or maybe Chicago

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Richard Kind

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

[NYFarmer @NYFarmer]

Another brutally cold night. Newborn calf in house cozy with elderly dog.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Last night, the owl returned to the tree outside my window

[minerva catter @mincatter]

what i thinks gonna happen if i post anyting slightly personal

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

this is how it feels to be a gorgeous brunette with brown eyes