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She/her. 🏀 🍕 📚 🌙

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When your dog really is a good girl...

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I no longer understand what is happening on twitter and I don’t wish to know.

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Never forget that Ted Cruz was crankin’ his hog on 9/11 - a dark day in American history…

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We will all look back on this day and think "where were you when Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet?"

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We will all look back on this day and think "where were you when Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet?"

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It’s a small consolation that Dame is (likely) going to my long time second fave team but ughhhhhh

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@Dame_Lillard I thought we had something…

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You know when you go through break up and then seeing a pic of your ex feels like “oh fuck I just got hit by a truck again” - that’s how ima feel about pics of Dame for like the next two years.

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Welcomes break from Blazer pain

[doctor longcheese @seahorseradish]

the reproductive system is fascinating

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lol at Merriam-Webster having this shit locked and loaded for today.

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@protoplutonian This was right where my mind went too, you are not alone! Hahah

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@protoplutonian This makes SO MUCH more sense

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@protoplutonian We need to know MORE!

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@protoplutonian I’m fucking dying at this Jfc

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The US today now that COVID is officially over

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I no longer understand what is happening on twitter and I don’t wish to know.

[Michael Fulwiler @MichaelFulwiler]

Me: I don’t know how to say this
Therapist: just say it
Me:
Therapist:
Me: would you still be my therapist if I was a worm

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@PortlandPolice You guys are the fucking worst

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@arrisonjwarner Honestly this is fair