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[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

the real me is when i get home from work and sit on the toilet for so long i unlock the elusive second piss

[aleah @nnylhael]

@abbeyu44 always needing a friend nearby and chirping??

[໊ @wynrosei]

one cool thing about dating men in your twenties is that you get to experience motherhood

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

thanks for inviting me out i was just wondering what exactly are we doing and where are we sitting and which seat should i take and what should i do and say when we get there and who all is coming and

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

oh here we go again... it's october!

[sab @sabbyku]

they should invent someone that wants to hear about my day

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

this is actually a sign of great respect in children’s culture 🥰

[mc. @maiigician]

Spent time with my friends so my crash out is POSTPONED

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they are sending joe biden to casa amor

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

a lot of men need to be told they're fucking losers

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no contact aint enough we need to take his life

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Genuinely don’t think I could handle having my heart broken ever again. there will just have to be a duel to the death. Probably with swords.

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

I love having an appointment. It’s like ohhhhhhhhh sorry I have an appt

[aleah @nnylhael]

@bigloveurslf happened to me 3x is it bc i don’t have the titties