Phoenix

big fan of eating box

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Yes I love Jacob collier no I am not ashamed yes I will die on this hill

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“I know *insert objectively incredible musician* is a good but they’re lacking in *esoteric nonsense buzzword* and they lack SOUL so I they aren’t actually a good artist” - person I hate

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@MartinD74108189 Well?

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@h8toclucywinnin There are literally so many bars in the bay let’s go #anywhereelse

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Feel my triceps doing literally any exercise challenge go

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@h8toclucywinnin Confirmed fact

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@MartinD74108189 I hope so

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I need to get laid I’m running out of lyric material

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When I tell a friend something they said would make a good tweet then they don’t tweet it like mf KYS

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There’s probably an infertile dude out there who thinks his pullout game strong asf

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@h8toclucywinnin Don’t worry it was fine

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@uoalbumclub She saw the truth in the word of Christ

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@h8toclucywinnin This my favorite of your tweets

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Do you know what it means to Micah Harp

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I hate gamers

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You gotta incorporate all elements of the pussy - Lucy

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Lucy hates me I think why won’t she hang out with me I thought we were friends

[Mort @MartinD74108189]

Just need a big girl to suplex me

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I just need a big girl I can suplex @mtgreenee

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Call mart the way I’m comin in