no1cheesecake

Hello Mr Magpie. How’s your wife & children?

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

JUDAS!

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@StephenRushton2 @oliver_shergold Apologies it’s taken me over a year to respond. Will log back on in another year, see ya then! 😅

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@StephenRushton2 @oliver_shergold It is me! I never come on Twitter anymore, but very much enjoy the FPL! Hello 👋🏼 Leanne/Witchita Linesman!

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@ThreshedThought No water at the office on St. john’s Road but we do have water at home (Quarry Road)

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

absolutely incredible scenes in walthamstow where the community has mobilised in massive numbers to protect muslims from a rumoured right-wing fash protest in the area.

this is what the real britain looks like! proud of these people!

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Right shut up America. We’ve got to concentrate on our own poorly targeted shots

[Weston-super-Mare AFC @WSM_AFCOfficial]

The Ollie Watkins post.

Dreams do come true 🤍🖤

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

Cool, no further questions. Where do we sign?

[Bryan @Elwick70]

Lord Cruddas threatens us with a good time

“If Labour wins they will reduce the voting age to 16, abolish voter ID, and introduce Proportional Representation making it impossible for the Conservative party to win an outright majority in the future”

#GE2024 #GeneralElection2024

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@Se_Railway Okay, great. Thanks!

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@Se_Railway are there trains running from Tonbridge - High Brooms?

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Shall we start by bringing back not having alarms on cheese and then work up from there?

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@alexjameshq Steve’s “pulled a muscle” joke on @MattChorley show today was you. Granted, the venn diagram of people who were listening to the show & instantly recognize the voices of members of Blur is slim, but I called it! 🤓

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

I’m sorry to spoil your Boxing Day evening @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer @SteveReedMP @AngelaRayner but this poor fox is not having one . This is the face of illegal fox hunting in the UK . . . it’s got to end . . . we respectfully ask that you will end ‘trail hunting’ in your manifesto . Thank you
Please RT

[Stewart Wood @StewartWood]

Idea for Labour election poster. No slogan needed.

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@msloobylou @helenbarrett My first one was ‘99 and there were a lot of scallies just there to deal drugs & rob tents. We were camped near a big gang of them, but cos we were a bunch of tiny 16 year old girls they kind of looked out for us a bit. Probably also cos we had nothing worth stealing… 🥴

[Alex Dale @typofoto]

The Stone Island brand manager, today

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

Britpopple #493

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#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple

https://t.co/NHNZurtdY0

But of course! 🍭🍬🍫

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@antonnewcombe What in the Sarah Palin is this fresh hell?!

[no1cheesecake @no1cheesecake]

@NoirMJ 🎶Screw that, forget about that, I don’t wanna think about anything like that…🎶