Today’s dilemma: trimming your nasal hair in a rush, leaving a couple of rogue hairs that now tickle you, whenever you breathe making you want to sneeze. Happy Thursday!
When pregnant my wife thought she saw blood on her knickers, rushed her to hospital. 4 hours later we found out baby was fine and it was just a skid mark.
Today we said goodbye to the OG of the Fensom clan, my Grandad Dennis. 97 years old isn’t a bad innings! Rest in peace and now you join Dad in watching over us x https://t.co/7qHQBg4WUi
Split with the Mrs a few months ago as she was seeing someone else who she's now moved into our marital home. I still have the hive heating app on my phone. I keep turning up to maximum when they go to work. Hope it's costing them a fortune.