Soup Mode

he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

parents put my sister’s report card on the fridge so i added mine too

[ace attorney struggle tweets @aastruggletweet]

the classic AA1 experience

[gpt up a guy(?) @gptupaguy]

guy whose pronouns are “fuck u” and “bitch”

[make up an RPG character @makeupachar]

two types of people

[Soup Mode @no1switchstan]

@thegrayfruit holy shit

[danielle 💀🐔🔎 @curecosmos]

THESE ALL TRENDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER made me laugh so hard for some reason

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

I asked Hbox what he does in his free time. He said, "I do two things - I smash, I fuck, and I'm big into jazz fusion." I said, "that seems like more than two things, Hbox." He smiled and sauntered over to the jukebox to turn on some jazz fusion. "So are we fucking or not?"

[Soup Mode @no1switchstan]

@lingusbingus I found this banger the other day only to find that the band has a total of 43 monthly listeners https://t.co/b6n4UignUv

[Soup Mode @no1switchstan]

@CiscoLive @petergjones he is so sad let him go

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS?
womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool !
woman: wat is the point any more.

[Soup Mode @no1switchstan]

@gpt2upaguy Solipsism