No Context UCC

campus gossip girl xoxo (except there’s three of us who just overhear and see random stuff)

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*sees DJ Assault in Lavish*

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“There’s a special place in hell for wankers who wish you happy birthday on LinkedIn”

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“I’m going to fail my exams because of tinder babe”

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“He’s aromatic”
“You mean aromantic, it’s his sexuality not how you describe spices you knob”

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“Outside the library smells like anxiety and elf bars”

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“There’s something just so right about girls communal pissing on a night out”

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If you want more wholesome UCC content (besides ourselves here at No Context) follow @campus.shots on Instagram. It’s a really cute page just capturing people on campus!

https://t.co/762sUchTdr

[No Context UCC @no_context_ucc]

“I believe the youngsters call it, your dead bitch era”

[Eoin O'Donnell @UCCSUEngagement]

Anyone: hi-

me: HAVE YOU VOTED IN THE @UCCSU ELECTIONS?

https://t.co/jBZRejHyBj

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“I’m morto, I got sick in a wheelie bin outside the credit union last night”

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*bat flies around Q+3 in the Boole Library*

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Donovan’s Road, Cork
(Particularly after a night out)

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“What if instead of bootcut jeans we had Boole cut jeans?”

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@LegallyLucrecia If you said it in the marquee in by the library than it was you ✨

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“SHE’S STRAIGHT, THAT’S WEIRD RIGHT?”

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@BitchcraftBimbo You’re welcome ✨

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“Orla Gartland is cancelled”
“OH MY GOD WHAT DID SHE DO”
“I mean because of the restrictions, not because she did anything shit”

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“Better a whoops than a what if”

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If you haven’t already follow UCC affirmations on Instagram, so cursed but so funny

https://t.co/e6U0F9GNea

[ellen @geminicowbitxh]

high kick kev just called me kate bush