Chukwubuikem

Old Soul | Black Excellence | Data Engineer | True Blue 💙 | $Nano

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

There’s a hack.

‘Ctrl + Alt + Del’ to open task manager.
Go to ‘Details’ tab.
Find Power Bi or the required app.
Right-click and select set priority.
Change priority from normal to high.

Thank me later 🤝

[Splendor of SQL 🇬🇧💖 @iam_Uchenna]

you want to learn data analysis and you want to buy a laptop, you went to buy:

4gb RAM
less than 2.50ghz processor
13 inches screen

all i have to tell you is that body go tell you 😭😂

power bi will reduce 6 years from your lifespan 😩😭😭😂

[Cowrywise @cowrywise]

A windfall is not automatically wealth. It only becomes wealth when it starts protecting you, paying you, and improving your ability to earn.

If you somehow find yourself with ₦20M, ₦100M, ₦1.4B or any amount of money you've never received as a lump sum before, your job is simple:

Make sure no one in your bloodline ever has to ask this question again.

Do not just spend it. Convert it into a system.

Here's how to think about it🧵

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@CaptainArinze @ruth_nasa @oku_yungx Congratulations Captain 🫡👏🏻👏🏻

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@ManLikeAkoh And they want 2 years 😂

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

People who bet against Elon’s $SPCX already burned in the first week. Damn

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

The problem with Nigerians is you all actually think you have the same problem as Ghana , South Africa and co

We’re literally on the same level as Congo , South Sudan if not worse .

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Your heart is the engine of your body. If you want to actually live longer, do these three simple things tonight:

1. Walk for 10 minutes after dinner. If you can't do 10, do at least 2.

2. Eat your dinner early and stop abusing salt and seasoning cubes.

3. Sleep before midnight. Your body needs those 7-9 hours to repair itself.

You can start today.

Deal?

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

When a person becomes wise, the first thing they give up is showing off.

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

I said this shit at the last World Cup

[Rox. @rorisanglbl]

Last World Cup unmarried 🙏🏽

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If I wanted to maintain my current standard of living, but in Nigeria, it would cost too much to be realistic.

Nigerian prices are way too expensive in USD terms despite having such a devalued currency, and I don't understand how everyone is quiet.

That country is stupidly expensive for no reason at all🤷🏾

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@CynthiaOzumba @nkaysyout Lol on the contrary, the higher you go, the fewer rounds it takes.

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

Weak to my bones smh

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

fuel is no longer subsidized. even federal universities, which are supposed to be affordable, are now expensive. we're paying a fortune for gas. housing is out of reach for many people. security is non-existent.

so what exactly is the government doing for us?

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@TOPNK @dreeals Unlimited, till you see the “fair usage policy”.

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@DINMA_GURL When is it enough

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

Contentment

[LADE HERSELF @Thebiglade]

Apart from money, what makes life easier??

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

He retired.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Drink water

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@oku_yungx You guys project your ideals a lot on people.

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

How is the average person surviving because wow. 14,400 naira go fill a 6kg camp gas?? Wtf

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Nigerian Households face more hardship as cooking gas price hits N2,400 per kg

[Chukwubuikem @no_games12]

@Naplaymaker Shift abeg