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taking home the trolling W

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship

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[Halo @Halo]

Endless. Replayability.

#HaloCE features a staggering 42 new and returning skulls, the most ever in a Halo game, to remix the way you play over, and over, and over.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

The President of the United States has discovered that a pool can be longer than a skyscraper is tall.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[HighSchoolOT @HighSchoolOT]

An unprecedented decision: The NC State Board of Education's Independent Interscholastic Athletic Appeals Board has overturned the viral disqualification of Mallard Creek track star Nyan Brown in the NCHSAA 8A state championship meet.

Mallard Creek is now the co-8A state champion with Jordan High School.

The NCHSAA’s Board of Directors convened for an emergency meeting on Tuesday morning to confirm the decision, which was passed down from the Athletic Appeals Board.

More on this breaking story: https://t.co/KjYod1SgUx

[Milan Momcilovic @MilanMomcilovi5]

BBN!💙

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: Iowa State star transfer Milan Momcilovic has committed to Kentucky, he told @On3.

The 6-8 sharpshooter averaged 16.9 PPG this season, leading the country in three-point percentage at 48.7%.

https://t.co/P2CLLLO2iq

[XBOX @XBOX]

November 19th

Wishlist Now: https://t.co/O1RVROCl2Z

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

This is Ted Cruz. Look at the young girl's face. This is the same guy who recently said "Let's stop attacking pedophiles."

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama dribbled a basketball up a dangerous mountain route in 4.5 hours (takes a normal person 7-8 hours to walk up it) while training with the monks, per @ramonashelburne

“One day he told Wembanyama to dribble a basketball up another dangerous mountain route to Sanhuangzhai, a monastery deep in the Song Mountains. The hike traversed cliffside plank paths, suspension bridges and ancient forests, and was five times as long as the one to Bodhidharma Cave. The trail forces you to climb roughly 2,500 feet in elevation across uneven ridges and stone.”

(https://t.co/oKV7aFsqup)

[GBX @GBX_Press]

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[Langston Wertz Jr. @langstonwertzjr]

The Observer reviewed several photos of other athletes who participated in the state championships Saturday and found many had similar celebrations to the one that got Mallard Creek disqualified.

View at link below:

https://t.co/Y0OL4Og6AT

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

WHY IS THERE A NEW HEADLINE LIKE THIS EVERY DAY

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🇺🇸NEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel used a government Gulfstream V to fly his country singer girlfriend to a George Strait concert.
He watched the show from a luxury suite reported at $35,000 to $50,000.

Then he flew her home on the same FBI jet.
Same week: a “VIP snorkel” at the underwater tomb of 900 sailors and Marines at Pearl Harbor.

The pattern from the same NYT investigation is now public.

Four SWAT agents and two SUVs guarding his girlfriend in Nashville. The detail estimated at $1 million a year. SWAT escorts to a hair appointment.

An FBI official suggested a threat assessment to determine if any of it was justified. Patel berated him.

A New York Times reporter wrote about the SWAT detail. The FBI opened an investigation into the reporter. The DOJ shut it down and called it retaliation.

What is the FBI for when the FBI Director uses it as a personal concierge service and turns it on the people who notice?

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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