Franco/

#Bigmotion

[Franco/ @No_Scarcity]

One of my 2026 year resolutions, am gonna find my dad and if he's alive am gonna meet him. 23 is gonna be great for me.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Huwa tunafanya vitu just for people's attention. That shoe that you bought, that new hairstyle that you got, that makeup that you put on, basically everything. Ndio maana ukiona as if enough people did not give you enough attention unajipost for a broader reach. It's human nature

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Mwanaume ukienda club kuchipo a random babe alafu uwekewe mchele, uporwe and you get lucky to wake up the next day, you should take that escapade with you to your grave because that story is obviously too embarrassing to tell anyone how you let down your guard like that.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Imagine everyone believing in you and the whole country rallying behind you but you never want to leave the comfort of your home to hustle for votes like other men. You just want to sit at home ironing shirts for your next photoshoot. Kalonzo for you. Corporate baddie.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

As a man saying this I might sound judgemental,but I will tell you plainly, a womans biggest enemy is actually none other but her best friend. She will will cheer her to her grave without blinking

[MockingBird @nottmidas]

Jana kuna boyz aliteka dem wa Mwea Tebere akampleka Bnb Tsavo. Bois alipata gut feeling akatumia wife pesa ilikua kwa mpesa like 90k before azime. Dem alipigia wife ati arudishe iyo pesa but alikataa (ata after kumtisha ataua bwanake)

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Does Airtel understand that we are doing them a favour by using their shitty network,alafu wanapandisa bei namna hii? Bwani hii sasa sini kama kupea Caicedo chance alafu anaanza kujifanya Bellingham. What an ungrateful company

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Sakaja has appointed Raila Taurayi Ernest, nephew of the late Raila Odinga, to the Nairobi City Water and Sewerage Company board for a three-year term

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

That guy who went to a restaurant, finished eating then when the bill was brought he asked the waiter “Hii ni till ama?” 😂😂😂

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Landlords wanajenga shops without providing washrooms.

Tabia mbaya sana.

Sasa unatoka duka uzunguke ukoje nyuma ya post ama uende residential area

[John Pork's Shady Responses @r1ckposts]

I really love this. No dick, no pussy. Just platonic pubic vibes.

[Degrata @Degrata254]

You know prison is a no joke, Sasa Obado akifungwa pale kamiti ataenda aingie shamba ama aende kufunzwa kushona nguo ama furniture. They will equip him with furniture skills ajab ndo akitoka upate aneza ji sustain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Can safaricom be charged as accessories to murder ? Their help has been instrumental in murders committed by Kenyan police .

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Nishaipata chance ya kutembea na politician in a day kwa constituency and mans spent 800K yenye tuliWithdraw that morning, and he had to pay me from his phone at the end of the day.. Hiyo ni siku moja breh.. Hapo ndio nilijua hii game haitawahi kuwa about service delivery..

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Media personality orders dress from tailor. Tailor is 2 hours late. Media personality makes videos blasting the tailor. Dress is ready. Media personality is refunded her money and denied the dress. Tailor showcases finished dress on tt. Media personality has no dress.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Most of these shawties only learn loyalty after they lose the one man who actually had it.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Airtel have silently taken out their 3GB @‘99kes offer that i’ve been surviving on. At this poiint I think I will just get my own cable niendee data yangu mombasa huko kwa warehouse. All these Telcos are just run by the same corporate thieves. Kasia sana

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A hot woman will satisfy you for a night

A woman who brings you peace will satisfy you for life

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

The best way to spice up your sex life is by making your girl jealous

[. @yuripyonp4]

Career woman amenisho niwekelee ndengu kwa jiko ziivange atakam kupika zikuwe supper,nimeclick na nkakata hio simu haraka sana,when did we reach here