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[Franco/ @No_Scarcity]

One of my 2026 year resolutions, am gonna find my dad and if he's alive am gonna meet him. 23 is gonna be great for me.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Media personality orders dress from tailor. Tailor is 2 hours late. Media personality makes videos blasting the tailor. Dress is ready. Media personality is refunded her money and denied the dress. Tailor showcases finished dress on tt. Media personality has no dress.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Most of these shawties only learn loyalty after they lose the one man who actually had it.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Airtel have silently taken out their 3GB @‘99kes offer that i’ve been surviving on. At this poiint I think I will just get my own cable niendee data yangu mombasa huko kwa warehouse. All these Telcos are just run by the same corporate thieves. Kasia sana

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A hot woman will satisfy you for a night

A woman who brings you peace will satisfy you for life

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

The best way to spice up your sex life is by making your girl jealous

[. @yuripyonp4]

Career woman amenisho niwekelee ndengu kwa jiko ziivange atakam kupika zikuwe supper,nimeclick na nkakata hio simu haraka sana,when did we reach here

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

NEVERRRRRRRR be nervous when speaking to women,

95% of them are just losers with a beautiful face.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

If a woman wants you brother she will make it easier for you, don't kill yourself trying so hard to impress her kama hakutaki Hata ushukishe mawingu chini bado utakula tu vumbi.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

If she starts acting up and testing you. Pull back, stay cold, and let her wonder.

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Kuna pesa nikipata I can't waste time proving to strangers that I'm monied.. Infact natupa simu nanunua walkie talkie nne, moja ya wazazi, ingine ya bibi na mbili za maboiz for communication. Kuniona kwa mtandao panda after 95 years wakitangaza mazishi ya flamboyant businessman

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Do you know some people hate you because somebody lied to them about you?

[Susan @Susann_oxx]

Do men really think women get turned on by having their boobs sucked?😂

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Two years since jamaa wetu aende kununua samaki mbili before dem afike.. Usikue kama jamaa wetu..

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kwani Obado ran out of money to bribe ama namna gani? Kamiti signal has started connecting on his Phone

[Croy @OnlyCroy]

Addiction is crazy man, cus you’ll reach a point you no longer enjoy it but can’t stop 😭

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

With girls, less is more:

Call her less.
Text her less.
See her less.

She will want you more.

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Quick question.

If there is no development in your area Do you blame the president or MP,MCA etc?

[Street _Rumour @Pro_fessor9]

Calling more than twice won't make the phone ring any louder.

[Lucie🇦🇺 @PoorTycoon8]

Life is so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you're calculating which problem to tackle first.👌

[Decher 🇰🇪 @Sharp_Boy1]

Hello @AIRTEL_KE seems you wanna loose the sim2 position