Samantha Utter

WVU

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

Almost just drowned in the bathtub because there was a spider on me 🙂

[Madison @madistewart00]

My toxic trait is saying “nice talk” after saying something and it gets ignored

[kat @klantz29]

LOL Linley telling britt she has nipples on her face 😂😭😂😭

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 Bet it’s not as satisfying.

[Jada @JDuhNoL27]

The most difficult part about living alone is when you forget to take your towel to the bathroom before you shower.

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 Yessss all the garlic lol

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 Mine is mostly coming from not wanting ER germs to live on my head 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 Do it. I dare you.

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

Constantly trying to convince my friends to move to Knoxville so I don’t have to make new friends. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 This is me 😂😂😂😂

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 For real. Mom and I wanna know if the poem itself is/contains a secret 😂😂

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

Apparently my mom found this poem written like four different places in my grandpa’s house. Either he really liked it or he was secretly a poet. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 @t_tooothman @mojohnsk They freak me out. They’re too long. It’s just not natural.

[jen&tonic @jeneticalystout]

when I was in middle school/high school there was this upper classman that went by Scary Sherri and I just wanna know what she’s up to nowadays

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 @ChickfilA Chick-fil-A date?

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 Did it taste like normal Mountain Dew? Because in the Philippines it tasted nothing like the American version

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 Remember that time in middle school during math field day you cut your butt cheek on the toilet paper holder? 😂

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@JDuhNoL27 That’s very unfortunate 😂😂😂

[Samantha Utter @no_utter_me]

@kwilli1046 @Alisonutter