No Where, Texas

I used to live in the middle of freaking no where. Now, I live in town.

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Due to men with no medical experience banning abortions we now have ---Man with no medical experience offering abortions at sea for Texas women https://t.co/yjfeoUlN6N

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Are you lonely? Well give #CarnivalCruiseLine a call at 2814998777 and talk to them about their consistent failure to put people on their don't call list as requested or anything else you might want to chat with them about like your bm's. Ok?

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Hey #texasdemocrats. Maybe someone should let Ted Cruz know Southwest Airlines has tickets on sale to Cancun starting at $211 one-way. And then again, maybe not.

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Texas should FINALLY upgrade the Texas power grid AND FINALLY embrace alternative energy sources instead of telling Texans "don't use so much power trying not to die from the heat". https://t.co/4RW5Q1Mc6T

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

On the birthday of the late and legendary Gov. Ann Richards, we remember her for leadership rooted in true Texas values -- standing up for the truth and what is right.

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

@JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz We must provide funding to replace 100% of toxic lead pipes, not just 25% as in the bipartisan package.

https://t.co/yZvHBSvDCu

[ATCEMS @ATCEMS]

#ATCEMSMedics have responded to two snake bite calls in the last hr. Here are some prevention tips & info if someone is bitten. Warm weather & rainfall can bring snakes out of their shelters. People & pets should be aware & on the lookout for dangerous species.

[Blue Angels @BlueAngels]

For the first time ever, the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels debut a F-16 Fighting Falcon and F/A-18 Super Hornet flight formation known as the “Super Delta” during a joint training evolution this afternoon over the Imperial Valley.

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Since he keeps firing people to leave immediately via Twitter, can we fire him to leave immediately too? Asking for 76 million people.

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

@Ruth_A_Buzzi My youth.

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

It's almost like it was nothing more than several strung along #HailMary #PhotoOps . #WagTheDog

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

He failed to protect the country.

He couldn't even protect himself.

[Kevin Liptak @Kevinliptakcnn]

"That should never have happened," said one USSS agent of Trump's drive-by yesterday -- 1 of 4 current agents who spoke to CNN. Concocted by a bored president and a tiny group of aides at Walter Reed, the image compounded a sense of deep mismanagement. https://t.co/J9ZFz8IhK2

[Leana Wen, M.D. @DrLeanaWen]

If @realDonaldTrump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others:

I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Brad and I are #ProudBoys, legally married for 12 years now. And we’re proud of all of the gay folks who have stepped up to reclaim our pride in this campaign. Our community and allies answered hate with love, and what could be better than that.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Gay Men Take Over #ProudBoys Hashtag With Photos Of Queer Love https://t.co/rggxCFnQlD

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Another day of Trump f*cking with us because he can. #VoteForDemocracy #VoteBidenHarris2020

[No Where, Texas @no_whereTx]

Newt Gingrich texted me. He says I'm not registered to vote (Not with your Party) "Pelosi has attacked and Biden has moved left (And?). Trump is fighting Covid-19" (so he doesn't get it) "and restarting the economy" (forcing broke voters to jobs that can kill them.)#VoteBiden

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Parents shouldn't have to pick between their child getting an education or being safe, but that's what millions of families are being forced to do.

What an unbelievably horrific failure from this entire Administration.