noa parker

Venmo: Noa-Parker-1

[noa parker @noa_parker]

Accurate representation of finals week

[noa parker @noa_parker]

I was sick for two days and now I’m behind on 3 assignments 2 group projects and have a test tomorrow over a subject I didn’t learn 🥲

[noa parker @noa_parker]

$5 to whoever can tell me where my AirPods are 🥴

[noa parker @noa_parker]

✨A Tale of Two Roommates with ADD✨
Me: do you hear our neighbors?
Addy: No
*conversation*
I go through Addy’s baby scrapbook
*2 hours later
“Yeah so hopefully I don’t see my sleep paralysis demon tonight”

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart

[noa parker @noa_parker]

@brailey_moeder2 Blue, then yellow , then red, and orange and brown. But I could do without brown 🤷🏽‍♀️

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

Update from me https://t.co/C6hNJf1BcD

[noa parker @noa_parker]

So my psycho roommate moved out today, without a word, left all of her trash, old food, etc. But what upsets me the most ... she took my RANCH 😓😡

[noa parker @noa_parker]

I’m a whore for a Pollo Playa Azul 🤤🤤

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

Nothing slaps like your hometown Mexican restaurant

[noa parker @noa_parker]

Me : how is everything tasting?
Guest : we need more breadsticks please
That’s not what I asked

[noa parker @noa_parker]

@GUBLERNATION @TheTalkCBS Hey, I just started watching #CriminalMinds You could say I’m a fan of yours. The show is okay too ;)

[elie✨ @elindertaylor]

can we just talk about how laundry is literally the worst chore... it’s such a long process and never stops 😭

[noa parker @noa_parker]

@Greg_Froese Praying for you and your family Mr. Froese. Know that he is at peace, and watching over you! 💙

[noa parker @noa_parker]

@babertrish @MorganWallen Your bio says “be nice” take your own advice :)

[noa parker @noa_parker]

Hey Siri, where can I find “motivation”

[noa parker @noa_parker]

Thank you God for not giving me what I wanted, but what I needed

[GAIG🦂 @buttercupnux3]

this is so disgusting, it’s crazy bc this is what we really deal wit. i really want y’all men to take perspective of this. can never go home or anywhere without being cat called or followed.

[noa parker @noa_parker]

Hi, I’m feeling very ✨broke✨ so if you would like to bless me.. my Venmo is Noa-Parker-1 💙💙💙💙💙💙