L'esprit d'escalier

Man of faith. Man of freedom. Man of snark. Stand up for whatever you believe in. I used to grow 🍍

#gomjabbar #Babayaga

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@OfficialJoelF Using turn signals is a sign of weakness

It gives away your intentions

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@ryanmauro @davereaboi @buckleycarlson @AwakenWithJP Lol he's not a conservative

Or a comedian

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Do people who are incredibly loud on flights and at airports know that they are terrible people?

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@jay_kobbe there are other kinds of lawyers?

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@Outkick is that thad castle?

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@BridgetPhetasy @todayyearsold many of us have this specific dude level training

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Currently have 3 texts sitting in draft form waiting to go out and ruin people's day.

Scorched earth on these particular individuals

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@Mish_K_ Athens is awesome

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@buitengebieden It's the meme!

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@FlyFrontier help

Seriously confused why I'm getting these updates

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@FlyFrontier please help

I'm getting bombarded by notifications about a flight I'm not on.

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@FlyFrontier and now I got a second alert for a different flight

That I'm not taking

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@FlyFrontier just got an alert that my flight is leaving from Atlanta

Except I don't have a flight. Please help

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@forallcurious It's a space laser

And (((we))) did it first

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@AmericanAir we haven't boarded yet here in Miami for a flight
I have a connection this afternoon. Very worried about this

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@ggreenwald

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I have decided to become the new head coach of the @dallasmavs

They just haven't offered the job

@mcuban , wanna put in a good word?

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@Mish_K_ sup?

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@jay_kobbe @micsolana MONKEYS

elephant poo is $22

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@NYCMayor Lol. An egg??!

That got you worked up