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ΔΣΦ fishing is life 🤙🏻 RHEC 🍞#UNT21

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Saturdays are for the boys

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@angel002758 That’s worse than cotter’s take on canes. Just go ahead and delete your Twitter bud..

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

@BKoepka @AaronRodgers12 I feel like I’m in the middle of something and should step aside. (Except they want the CURRENT PGA champ:)

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Jags are gonna sign Tim Tebow! It’s over for the rest of the nfl #tebowtime

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Graduation day with the Jersey boy himself

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Girls are going to stop asking how tall you are or what car you drive and they are going to start asking how much doge coin you have #dogetothemoon

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@ashhernandez0 Dang I guess I have to abide 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@angeldiaz586 Hopefully I’ll be good enough to come back Sunday 💪🏻

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RIP Hank Aaron, it took Barry Bonds hopping on the juice to beat Aaron’s home run record.

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Rip Eddie Van Halen

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Why do jeeps always have motivational sayings on them? I just saw one that said “I got this” it’s like they want to be one of the posters in a therapist’s office

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My buddy, being a gym bro, was making fun of me for hitting legs so I told him I don’t hit legs. I hit Australian arms, it’s like hitting arms but down under

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@Beauwatson18 @jnewman26916 Yeah get your facts straight old man, beau and I only think about that quarter mile! #FastAndFuriousLife

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@jnewman26916 @Beauwatson18 What are you trying to rebuild Herbie 🚙

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Due to the coronavirus the place that I go to get a haircut is closed, so I decided to cut my own hair. Your boy is now rocking a mullet

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Just took a finance exam and let’s just hope my professor curves it more than Clayton Keyshawn’s 12-6 curveball

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@MejoradoThomas Stinky

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I’m not saying DaBaby is good but at least I can understand what he’s saying

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I didn’t realize how much I’ve grown up till I decided to cook my dino nuggets in the oven instead of the microwave. It was just the mature thing to do

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I’ve only been 21 for a day and it’s not all it’s talked up to be

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@RossDillonVG Time to go buy gym shark stuff