Noah

nyc

[Noah @noah3collins]

@Austinhavener @MyDesert @KESQ @DoorDash This is comedy

[Noah @noah3collins]

@darring_dirk @Real1_0 @GhostOfMufasa_ She decided to be a vigilante that night and broke the law herself by stabbing people with a knife. She wasn’t defending herself, she put herself in harms way and has to deal with the consequences like everyone else

[Austin @AustinMChavez]

I got a lil shout-out lol

[Noah @noah3collins]

@jaxinflaxin I do like their new logo that’s just the ram tho

[Noah @noah3collins]

@_Maaanderzz_ Be thankful, I had a group project in almost every single class

[Noah @noah3collins]

@thomas_salamis Shit if imma get arrested for not paying mine that mf better get his checkbook out

[Cam Sands @BamSands]

I'm about to stop paying my taxes if they're just going towards the plot of "Accepted" starring Justin Long 😂 https://t.co/HB8GEmpavd

[Noah @noah3collins]

Tonight a party of 22 ate at my restaurant, finished with a $650 bill, and tipped $0 because the lady with the “company card” didn’t “feel comfortable” tipping with it...

[Noah @noah3collins]

When your girlfriend says she's pregnant

[Noah @noah3collins]

@ChuuChainz Everyone got different taste buds g 😂

[Noah @noah3collins]

Tinder is just the Craigslist of our generation

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

this is.... inexplainable from start to finish

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

i have no reasonable explanation for any of this https://t.co/LhzkEzw0GK

[Mickstape @MickstapeShow]

DeMarcus Cousins forever.

[Noah @noah3collins]

@nintemdo_ the US meat industry is so beyond fucked it needs reform don’t get it twisted. Go to a place like Scotland and you can eat all the meat you want but in America it’s different

[lllll @40ozPapi]

why say many word when few word do trick

[Noah @noah3collins]

@lindsayggunn @squilax_mcg @n_robe no we can call it weird and nonsensical as much as we would like, welcome to twitter