The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
please keep reposting everyone’s story saying it’s your birthday. no seriously, please repost EVERY story. I definitely want to see that. That’s so sick. Congrats on the birthday man.