Noah

Good for your health

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket

[Noah @noah4ck]

Air fryers sure have got their work cut out for them today

[Buzz SZN 🐝 @DownToHoop]

@alexismorgan *Lebron passes to green for the open three*
Miami Heat:

[JhbTeam @JhbTeam]

nice early morning at the beach, feeling relaxed.

[Noah @noah4ck]

What if the Tv at the dentist falls

[Dub @WMsDiary]

Weekly screen time numbers just came in

[bitcoin trillionaire @prettybinladen]

My wife’s boyfriend who works at the pentagon says national lockdown coming tomorrow.

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Noah @noah4ck]

Keep posting your Spotify wrapped so I know who to unfollow

[Chase @chaselyons]

please keep reposting everyone’s story saying it’s your birthday. no seriously, please repost EVERY story. I definitely want to see that. That’s so sick. Congrats on the birthday man.

[Chase @chaselyons]

dudes watch The Wolf Of Wall Street once and start saying shit like “sell me this pen” shut up dude

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

only god can judge my fits

[Failing Upwards @failingupwards]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[fosbro @fosbro1]

Me when my fraternity president wouldn’t let us throw a washing machine off the balcony at 3:15 am

[ᶜᶫᵃʸ ツ @clay_wash]

Girls Locker Room: “P.E. sucks” “I hate P.E.”

Boys Locker Room:

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Tiger Woods’ playing career is over. He will never win another major. It’s dead. Bury it.”

Tiger Woods at the 2019 Masters: