noah

[RIIROK🔆 @Chepremacy]

Kwani mursik Ni laxative

[Bᴀɢʏ @thisizbagy]

POV: You met your roommate at the restaurant after you both said you had no money.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

that "fuck the charger" sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[BillionAireSon 🛡️ @_BillionAireSon]

you got hacked for $100

you check hacker's wallet onchain

you discover he has over a million in his wallet

[Floki @flokiutd]

Wacha niskumie yeye words of Affirmation 😂 mpesa inasoma figures ya titration

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

from “i miss your voice” to “please type…”

[Momzie ⁴🇿🇦🇨🇻🇸🇳🇹🇿🇲🇼 @Momelezi13_]

Tried "I'm not texting first gimmick" and we haven't spoke in 6 months

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer:

[Shama @sham_travis19]

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR"

Me in July:

[🕊Bandit @bandit__ke]

Her : What will you buy me on girlfriends day?

Me :

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

“I don’t bring anything to the table, I am the table”

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

How it feels to make money while unemployed

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Can't crack but u still want to have access to me

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

me when someone is about to search about portugal using my chrome browser and they start typing “por…”

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Bachelors after cleaning their room huwa wanajipromise haitawai fika hio situation tena, wiki ikiisha wanaanza kutafuta mahali kitanda iko

[Eddy-Win🫩 @EddyWinxxx]

POV: “Money won’t change me”

Me: 30mins after getting that bag

[Klvan @Nat_cfc]

Garnacho leaving, Morgan Rogers signing and Anthony taylor retirement all in one day

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord

[Lykmolee @Moleetha1st]

“are you guys moving out?” Said my rich Relative when he opened our fridge