Noah Bray

He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

*Thoughts are my own*

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

Supreme Court strikes down the vote of the Thirteen Colonies to form a new government, reinstates the King.

[Ally Mutnick @allymutnick]

🚨🚨🚨 Supreme Court of VIRGINIA strikes down Dems' new congressional map

They ruled "the legislative process employed" to advance referendum was unconstitutional and
"incurably taints the resulting referendum vote and nullifies its legal efficacy"

https://t.co/Ghai6m2wGi

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

RACE RATING CHANGE: Texas Senate

Tilt D → Lean D

James Talarico currently has an 65% chance of winning. Our model puts his projected margin at 2.4 points, smaller than an average polling error.

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

That's because it's a stupid policy

[POLITICO @politico]

John Thune says 'no clear path forward' for clock-change bill https://t.co/zBNoxoY8Zt

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

This is how I found out Glenn Close was in a cult

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

✨Glenn Close’s Closet Picks! ✨

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

New "Good Behaviour" argument just dropped

[Politics US @PolitlcsUS]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says he regrets nominating Supreme Court Justices Neil Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh

“They voted against me too often… I gave them the position of a lifetime and they vote against me often”

[@AlArabiya_Eng]

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

@metzgov The number of times I get called unc in law school... I didn't even know what that meant until I got here

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

White House Ballroom Architect Resigned After Warning Trump’s Designs Violated Fire and Safety Codes; President Reportedly Said “I Am the Code” — WaPo

[Alyssa Edwards @AlyssaEdwards_1]

An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

@danny_funaro It's so expensive but so worth it. All Clad and Made In both do periodic deals that are fantastic

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

If the President brides every voter to win an election, is that an official act for which he is immune or just sparkling corruption?

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Donald Trump pledged to send every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the House and Senate in the midterm elections. The promise, made at the GOP's midterm convention in Dallas, could cost over $1 trillion and would require congressional approval. https://t.co/bObutXdLFw

[UN News @UN_News_Centre]

On Friday, the United Nations General Assembly adopted an African proposal for a new world map, which shows countries’ true size relative to one another.

In favor: 164
Against: 1
Abstentions: 6

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

@danny_funaro "The Committee of the Five-Fingered Hand wishes to make a statement..."

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

This is what I mean when I say my Roman Empire is the Roman Empire

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

6,000 years of world history on a single timeline. Zoom in. You could spend 30 minutes exploring this.

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

We are so back

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I spent LBJ Day with his daughter, Luci Baines Johnson.

I’m running for her father’s Senate seat to continue LBJ’s fight for education, healthcare, and economic opportunity for all. 

I’m honored to be in this fight with Luci. In November, we’re going to win back her dad’s seat.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A federal judge has ruled that Texas’ ban on drag shows is unconstitutional and violates the First Amendment, offering the following advice to those offended by drag:

“The solution is relatively simple ... just don’t go [to the shows].”

(https://t.co/yGR0Z4yXed)

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

And yes, I now have to get rabies shots

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

In case you're wondering, if a bat gets into your house, you should try and catch it as opposed to ushering out of the house...

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

@danny_funaro This might be the most woke thing you've ever said

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

@danny_funaro Joe Biden won in 2020 with 52%. Hillary Clinton lost in 2016 with 48%. Gretchen Whitmer won in 2018 with 52%.

I'd say being a better campaigner is pretty much the single greatest variable here.

[Noah Bray @noah_bray]

@nagy_minaj The next US Attorney for DC: