Noah👾

Mothers, hide your daughters. Daughters, hide your mothers.

[Zack Martin @thegob70]

Today, I am announcing my retirement from the NFL. Thanks for the memories. @PlayersTribune

https://t.co/BH8znZ7GdB

[CeeDee Lamb @_CeeDeeThree]

I want to win. It’s gonna take more than just myself.

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

45 points
7 assists
1 sleeve
No limits

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Yes, it really happened. Welcome to Los Angeles, Luka.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Breaking: the big guy is headed to Arlington 🤘 @TexasMascot

[Rivals @Rivals]

Texas secures the nation's No. 1 recruiting class as Early Signing Period comes to a close🤘

Read: https://t.co/O7BiXm4xUh

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[Joe — e/adgbe 🎸 @joe_r_Odonnell]

I heard they’re putting Aunt Jemima back on the bottle tomorrow

[VCS Preps @vcspreps]

FINAL SCORE: Ventura 34, Buena 20; Cougars improve to 3-3 with their second straight win in the San Buenaventura rivalry

[wet dog @russianmomm]

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Texas Fight 🤘

[NFL @NFL]

57 yards is light work for Brandon Aubrey.

📺: #DALvsCLE on FOX
📱: https://t.co/waVpO909ge

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

WHAT A PICK https://t.co/gvJPYTVzRm

[Is EA Sports College Football 27 Out @IsItOutEa]

Yes

[Fataled my ism @YOOWAANN]

I feel so betrayed. How could he.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him:

- Do you really know how to play guitar?
- Yeah!
- What's your favorite band?
- Guns N' Roses

What happens next is incredible.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

brutal bear attack caught on camera

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Sorry fellas, can’t go to the bar tonight