Noah Fleshman

rich white girl drop that ass like its acid

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

If you ask me for the “blue drink” I’m giving you blue curaçao and sour.

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

There’s two types of people, people with tattoos, or middle aged men with a sports team logo tatted on their head..

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Me: “I have a $10 minimum, you’re at $4.”
Customer: “give me another, and close me out.”
Me:”that puts you at $8.”
Customer: “yeah close me out bro”
Me: 🤦‍♂️

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

As I was watching part the Mueller report yesterday, I realized George Clooney could play Robert Mueller in a movie..

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Dressing like a seventeen year old skateboarding boy is the new fashion. Eventually we’ll hit the mid 00’s again.

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

I met this guy when he came to aura with Ron Jeremy, he was super cool.

[Palladium-Item @pi_news]

Dennis Hof, dead 'Cat House' star and legal pimp, likely to win Nevada Assembly seat https://t.co/0W9c2ZdW7L

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

This makes me so happy, this will help so many people!

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

You can’t come in due to dress code, on the flip side there’s a homeless guy inside with an opossum.

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

I understand the rules, but working in the service industry the past few years I’ve come to know that most of our health inspectors are very bitter people.

[KCTV5 News @KCTV5]

The Kansas City Missouri Health Department throws away food that was prepared for the homeless https://t.co/VKqJ1VMTRq

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

An extra hour meant extremely sloppy people.

[Zach Friendly @ZachFriendly1]

@noah_fleshman Because of time or shotty people?

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Longest bar shift of my life.

[KEVOOOOOOO @Kevo_Bevo]

This is why incest isn’t ok folks! #RollTide https://t.co/GMm8KCUjKW

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

If you throw crumpled money on the bar as payment, you’re a trash person.

[1994 Subaru Outback @Sadieisonfire]

handing out juul pods to kids tonight. enjoy your hypertension at age 27 you fuckin weasels

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Song: Can we get much higher??
Patrons in bar: *everyone is hitting jewel pens..

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Don’t mind the drinks I’m making, I’ll be glad to charge your phone..

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

White people..

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

#Mayochup is finally here. Saucy.

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Bring back the word “poser.”

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Octoberfest is for people who still order Irish car bombs when it’s not St.Pats day.

[Noah Fleshman @noah_fleshman]

Street fighter tried to sell me porn today. #publicart