nøah k

musician in Las Vegas, NV

[nøah k @noah_kae]

my body is supposed to be a machine that turns ideas into actions and the world around me is supposed to be a machine that turns action into consequences both good and bad

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Sweden says France’s nicotine pouch ban is an “attack on the Swedish way of life”

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

Eating onion rings and drinking beer while listening to live music seems like a pretty modern thing, but it's actually something humans have done since Mesopotamia

[Jacob Bigelow @JacobABigelow]

Dundee, Benson, Elkhorn.

[nøah k @noah_kae]

why the hell is this on the running playlist guys

[nøah k @noah_kae]

i am in san francisco and I’ve lived in minneapolis and vegas and I am loathe to say - the hype is real, this city kicks ass

[julia @juumelo_]

seeing a beautiful girl drink a guinness is like seeing a dog skateboard

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If you were 20 during COVID you're 27 now

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

i go get a heater. theres an “infrared heater”. guy says its different because it heats objects, not the air. “to heat a room” means “to heat the air”. “it heats the room, not the air”. are you buddha. “the room” is “the air”. is this the indian philosophy aisle. we are at lowes

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I’m a lot like Jesus Christ in the sense that I showed a lot of promise as a child and then basically fell off in my 20’s but returned at 33 to pop off unimaginably hard

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

What peptide do I take to make creation feel better than consumption?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

found the grinch was laying face down in my yard this morning. thought the little guy had just tuckered himself out stealing christmas again but - no, he’s fully dead.

[nøah k @noah_kae]

@thepropdealer @Playbook mgm sports

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Today we visited the Wallace & Gromit exhibition and saw some of the original models & sets used in some of the most iconic scenes from the franchise

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an ipad

[pHiycrtyl @iycrtylph]

it really doesn't seem like actors today learn to pretend how to be someone else. instead, what they learn (& get very good at), is how to display unspoken thoughts on their face (which is not how real people actually behave)

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[T3Uncoupled @T3Uncoupled]

It is physically uncomfortable to drive the speed limit, because you can always feel the posted speed limits to be lower than the natural pace at which the proper integration of the nervous system with the environment becomes possible, a feeling that you're meaningfully navigating through the surrounding obstacles. The true limit is 10-15mph above whatever is deemed as safe.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.