“Chef”

Eunuch Advisor

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[“Chef” @noah_noah2001]

@kendirichter Standard wear and tear

[“Chef” @noah_noah2001]

@kendirichter How much longer do you have…

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I have been blowin big smoke since 1968

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

I am madly in love with you, please become my wife. I can provide fresh venison and corn liquor for you. Come to Appalachia.

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

I swear to fuck if these new starters become bipedal when they evolve I am blowing my shit smooth off in front of Gamefreak HQ

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

mirepoix would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

[“Chef” @noah_noah2001]

@kendirichter Jojo nail set when

[chloë ⚢ @ChloeNiccole]

they kill you for owning laoganma and furikake at the same time in 2026

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

[“Chef” @noah_noah2001]

@kendirichter Pink slip inbound

[໊ @meishato]

please do not send me mixed signals i barely even understand direct ones

[kaz ☄️ @qasmokez]

sugar daddy: im gonna spoil you
salt daddy: im gonna preserve you

[“Chef” @noah_noah2001]

@kendirichter It’s very threatening to be fair

[grace 🪱 @patienceandgrce]

on a date and when he realised he was full he announced it by saying “white boy down”

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My fellow Americans behold my uhh obamalisk