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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Knuckleheads

[noah @noah_strawd]

@bootlegger1974 Steak looks delicious, captain. Cheers

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@OleMissBSB Shouldn’t have tampered in football!

[noah @noah_strawd]

@LALACMSEA All the people in the comments telling you you’re wrong are lying.

An enormous man with a gun in one hand and a bag of Doritos in the other charged @HarrisonStewa $75 just to take this photo, and it SUCKS!

[noah @noah_strawd]

@PeteThamel

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@ClemsonBaseball

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Bump

[noah @noah_strawd]

Babe, wake up. Knaak is on the bump.

[noah @noah_strawd]

Quesarito gone again.

[noah @noah_strawd]

@GeorgiaFootball @UGAAthletics

[noah @noah_strawd]

@NFL_Scorigami Whatarewedoingigami?

[noah @noah_strawd]

Trevor Lawrence

[noah @noah_strawd]

.@ChickfilA more chicken, less mini next time please!

[noah @noah_strawd]

@cal_leslie Top 20 noah tweet for sure

[noah @noah_strawd]

Alright, you’ve convinced me. I will “Do the John Wall”.

Considering the fact that A). We be in the city where they like to do the dance, B). I’m all about that money, so you know I’m hitting bank shots, and C). ain’t really nothing to it, I will “Do the John Wall”. Happy?

[noah @noah_strawd]

Aaron Rodgers is lowkey unhinged

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

Aaron Rodgers asked about beating Aaron Glenn after the way their exit interview went: “I was happy to beat everyone associated with the #Jets.”

[noah @noah_strawd]

@espn

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@AndrewMarchand How will this affect Dak Prescott’s legacy?

[noah @noah_strawd]

At this point, one of my biggest weaknesses has to be my complete annd total ineptitude stringing a weed eater.

[noah @noah_strawd]

@espn Finally some NFC East coverage on this network!

[noah @noah_strawd]

Are we talking about chorizo enough?

[noah @noah_strawd]

Oscar The Grouch was in pretty good spirits when you consider the fact that he lives in a trash can and his last name is “The Grouch”.

Dude is making it work.

[noah @noah_strawd]

Guy in the Taco Bell drive through just asked “What can I make fresh for you today?” 🧐