Noah Belson

[Noah Belson @noahbelson]

@FrankConniff If only they’d been more attractive, they could have been Monkees. Regardless, RIP, Bobby. I will listen to Boyce and Hart’s greatest hits tonight or at least play “For Baby” a bunch of times.

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@atrupar To quote Jack Nicholson in The Border, “I can tell by the way that guy looks through his face that he's crazier than a shithouse rat.”

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@GailSimone We have to get rid of Nancy or at the very least get her to stop coloring her hair. Seeing someone her age with zero gray hair is like seeing a chimp ride a bike. They can do it, but it never looks natural.

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@VanLathan That song really did a disservice to Sandra Dee cuz according to the update I just made to her Wikipedia page, she was actually a HUGE slut.

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@atrupar “Pam, this is the answer you give, even if it doesn’t fit the question.”

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@briantylercohen Looks like the check cleared. “Next topic please!!”

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@FoodPleaser “Clear!!”

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@atrupar Was anyone even asking a question?

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@BMeiselas Does Byron Donalds have a neck?

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@Acyn When she can get both her eyes to look in the same direction at the same time, I will consider not laughing in her face at the idea of her being in charge of anything. Maybe.

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@VanLathan Does a human have to team up with a dinosaur to fight a mutual enemy? “You don’t like me and I don’t like you but right now we’re each other’s only hope.”

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@Acyn I doubt I’m the first to comment this on here but in her case I’d be willing to welcome burkas into the US. Yikes what a kisser.

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@Acyn I get that these guys have to lie but I wish they’d stick to lies that aren’t so easily disproven. Even Melania would probably admit she was not a top model. Or that the only truly smart thing she ever did was allow her parents to sell her to a rich asshole.

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@FrankConniff Aw goddamn it, this was not the news I needed tonight. I will be listening to the score for Coogan’s Bluff in his honor. RIP, Lalo.

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@JamesSurowiecki God I wish someone had migrated a condom onto his father’s penis.

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@BazQuxReader Is there a new log in issue cuz I can't seem to log in, either on my phone or PC. Help?

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I hope the success of Barbie will finally get that Shrinky Dinks movie greenlit. Kids need to know there’s a wonderful and magical world waiting for them inside their oven.

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The internet keeps saying this new HBO streaming app has Discovery Channel content but I don't see a SINGLE episode of 'Dr. Realtor, Ghost Detective' on there. HARD PASS.

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@RalphsGrocery, Also curious why it took your North Hollywood location 20 minutes to answer the phone. After which the guy I talked to told me no, we don’t accept our own plastic bags for recycling and we didn’t answer phone for 20 minutes cuz that’s our lowest priority. Nice!

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@kroger @RalphsGrocery,
Just curious, why are your websites plastered with platitudes about recycling when none of your stores in southern california actually allow you to recycle (your own) plastic grocery store bags?