Noah J. Brooks

Manager of Strategy & Analytics at @UHhospitals, socially awkward everywhere else.

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

@Dyson my vacuum is broken, still under warranty and customer service is just telling me it’s out of stock. What’s the point of the warranty

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

@petekenworthy Assuming this is my invite

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

@goingwestpod in a podcast a while back Heath said “I want a divorce with you” quoting one of the women in a case and for some reason I crack up thinking about that, often. Love y’all!

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

@Target @AskTarget @ANYONEWILLINGTOHELP So this is in your weekly ad and has been impossible to even buy since 3am this morning. WTF is going on... #KitchenAid https://t.co/G1xPFGbYj4

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

Really excited about what we’ve been doing with @Invoca , and can’t wait to do more. Already have some things in the works 🤫

[Gregg Johnson @gregg_johnson]

Great to see this story from @UHhospitals. Few things make me happier from 2018 than @invoca's work with health care organizations looking to deliver better experiences and services to patients.

A huge thank you to @noahbrooks for your partnership!https://t.co/gJ3icl6pH1

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

When I worked at @GiantEagle as a kid I didn’t realize why I had to work on Christmas Eve. Just do your shopping on time! Now as an adult that still doesn’t have his shit together I get it. Thanks to everyone working today.

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

There’s always THIS year. #ClevelandBrowns

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

I can’t watch... #CLEvsDEN

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

Just a warning for people driving northbound on #271 in @OakwoodVlg / @BroadviewHtsOH that there is a really bad pothole. Lots of cars getting flats. @WEWS @clevelanddotcom

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

Is the only reason for the Highest to Lowest search option to see what rich people get to buy?

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

Maybe I’m just not educated enough on the cause and effect here but as I spend more time in East Cleveland “organized crime” doesn’t seem to be the biggest issue of the community.

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

15 years later I can still remember Mike Jones’ number but I can never remember the number to my own office at work. #281-330-8004

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

JR isn’t my favorite player anymore.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Wow. Terrible officiating to end that game.

[H.E. Justin Sun 👨‍🚀 🌞 @justinsuntron]

#TRX $TRX A beginning of a new era. "A CALL FOR INDEPENDENCE" strategic conference about #TRON Mainnet launch is on… https://t.co/UHVJZs29LQ

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

Hilarious and sad that @Ghostery sent an email about user #privacy but didn’t hide the recipients of the email...

[Sally Yates @SallyQYates]

For 27 years, I was privileged to work with the thousands of career DOJ lawyers and FBI agents who work hard every day to keep our country safe, our rights protected, and the rule of law intact. They deserve better than this. https://t.co/PORoGaCm5n

[Noah J. Brooks @noahbrooks]

I just went to @Target And only spent $36, more than $200 less than my previously held record #selfcontrol

[H.E. Justin Sun 👨‍🚀 🌞 @justinsuntron]

The releasing date of #TRON main net has been advanced. Will have the detail later. #TRX $TRX