Michael Noah Brumley

[Michael Noah Brumley @NoahBrumley]

Me: where you want to eat?
Client: where can we go?
Me: anywhere...
Client: Waffle House.
Me: I can tell we are going to be good friends.

[Michael Noah Brumley @NoahBrumley]

5 year old daughter: I like everything.
Me: No u don't. 5: Well, I like everything that I like. Me: You got a point there.

[Michael Noah Brumley @NoahBrumley]

If I had any endurance at all, I would be straight up parkour in the streets of Ruston. #Winded #QuarterMile

[Michael Noah Brumley @NoahBrumley]

Playing my first full round of golf tomorrow so basically counting on beginners luck to take me to the promise-land.
#snowballsChanceInHell

[Michael Noah Brumley @NoahBrumley]

I don't like what the Canadians have done with bacon #ItsJustHam

[Michael Noah Brumley @NoahBrumley]

Hung-out with a young doctor last night and I forgot to call him Doogie Howser.
#MyOnlyRegretInLife